It be Talk Like a Pirate Day says I! Yarr Harr!

Harrs hay trainin film forr thee unninitiated.

Arrrr! ABC JUST had thar season premiere of Wife Swap tonight that focued on a pirate family talk about coincidence. The pirate wench wifey was so fugly and messy that it bend me sword and I needed bleach! Arrrr! Thar goes me only eye. Where me's bird? Polly be my seeing eye parrot.

Also anyone wanting info on this strange holiday(or just wondering what I'm talking about) can visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk_like_a_pirate_day

Now off to thee Bars! Aye Lass ... do ye mind if I fire me cannon through yer porthole ?

Michael Bay is retroactivly killing my childhood

I loved Transformers as a kid. So it pains me to see the live action movie turning to shit. First thing the script I read this summer at my internship was awful and focused way too much on the military. And then there's THIS

I just look forward to see how the HELL they are going to make the toy...

Just imagine the "level" for skills to transform it!

What's that going to be like? Level: ...5 years in mechanical engineering?

Make sure you take 2 weeks off to do it, and please, do NOT miss that first detail otherwise it WILL comes to life, cry and then commit suicide!

Check out this clip at 2:40. THAT's now the funniest clip

Needless to say, Conan freaks.

The Best Walker Texas Ranger Clip

The Chuck Norris facts are really tired but this still makes me laugh.

But why would a Texas Ranger tell a child that he has AIDS? Seems more like a job for, I don't know, a doctor.