Michael Bay is retroactivly killing my childhood

I loved Transformers as a kid. So it pains me to see the live action movie turning to shit. First thing the script I read this summer at my internship was awful and focused way too much on the military. And then there's THIS

I just look forward to see how the HELL they are going to make the toy...

Just imagine the "level" for skills to transform it!

What's that going to be like? Level: ...5 years in mechanical engineering?

Make sure you take 2 weeks off to do it, and please, do NOT miss that first detail otherwise it WILL comes to life, cry and then commit suicide!