Woman wishes that she had done something to save her sister from a burning car, rather than just videotaping the fire

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Another weird story from Florida today

MIAMI BEACH, FL -- In an odd twist of fate, a sister caught her sister's last minutes alive - without even knowing.
Maria Ramoutar and her sister were in separate cars on their way back from Miami Beach when Maria saw a fiery car crash. She decided to videotape it with her cell phone.Four people inside that burning car died, including Maria's sister. Maria didn't find out it was her sister till the next day. Now she says she wishes she would have done something to save her.

Because it was perfectly acceptable to not help strangers burning to death in a car crash?

Now, just imagine if she had some sort of device that she could use to notify the fire department.A device that in the the future people will be able to speak with other people and services over a thing they hold in their hand with digits or something to that effect. I'm a dreamer I guess!

Did I mention I gotta new Horseless carriage?

Well, at least they'll have something interesting to play at the funeral since those eulogies are always so boring.

Latest Public Sex Bust from.... you guessed it: Florida!

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Because all weird stories have to come from either Florida or Germany (or sometimes sadly Virginia) I bring to you today's story of the happy couple of Amber Mumma and Marcelo Gonzalez.

The Floridians were arrested on the 11th after a Tampa cop spotted them having sex against a car. According to an arrest affidavit, Mumma, 19, and Gonzalez, 23, were trysting in the parking lot of Peabody's Billiards while several onlookers watched. The pair, both of whom work at a Tampa restaurant, are each facing a misdemeanor count of lewd and lascivious behavior. Additionally, Gonzalez was hit with a misdemeanor exposure of sexual organs rap while Mumma was charged with giving officers a phony name. Mumma and Gonzalez are pictured below in mug shots snapped by the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office. According to a police report, Officer Stephen Hiles was patrolling the parking lot when he spotted Mumma with her pants at her knees. Gonzalez was standing behind her with his penis exposed and, according to the cop, was allegedly having sex you know where.

You know the girl's not that bad really. I bet she looks a lot better when she has makeup and hasn't been crying all the way to the police station( and before she got railed in the butt). It's kinda sad because you can tell she was crying. Usually these girls have this methed out, straight from the trailer park, look to them but besides what could be herpes (and it's hard to tell since mug shots don't allow make up anyways and it could just be a pimple) she's really alright looking. Besides even if it is herpes there are still even some Hollywood starlets that can't escape that. A little photoshop magic and .......

There much better!

The guy on the other hand looks like the freaky son from Nip/Tuck. I mean....Damn! did he shave his eyebrows on purpose to look like that?

Maybe she can tattoo "eat" on her other wrist!

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Teen star LINDSAY LOHAN has given herself a permanent reminder of her terrifying New Year (06) asthma attack - she has had the word "breathe" tattooed on her wrist.

The RUMORS singer was rushed to hospital in Miami, Florida on 2 January (06) suffering from breathing problems. Doctors discovered she had broken a blood vessel in her neck during her asthma attack and kept her under observation for three days.

She said, "The attack was a big deal, so I wanted to commemorate it on my body as a reminder."

reminds me of a joke:
Blonde girl gets her haircut wearing headphones. During the cut, she falls asleep and the barber decides to move her headphones to finish the haircut. The blonde dies on the spot. The barber freaks out, and can't understand what the hell happened. The barber picks up the headphones to see what the blonde was listening to... "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out"

Ever heard of blinds?

I ask that if you consider how prevalent digital cameras, digital camcorders, and camera cellphones are, is it really any surprise that fucking in front of an open window will lead to one's naked ass being plastered all over the internet?
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Serbian men voluntarily line up to get their testicles shocked.

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Men in Serbia are lining up to have electric shocks delivered to their testicles as part of a new contraceptive treatment.

Serbian fertility expert Dr Sava Bojovic, who runs one of the clinics offering the service, said the small electric shock makes men temporarily infertile by stunning their sperm into a state of immobility.

He said: "We attach electrodes to either side of the testicles and send low electricity currents flowing through them.

"This stuns the sperm, effectively putting them to sleep for up to 10 days, which means couples can have sex without fear of getting pregnant.

"The method does not kill the sperm permanently and it does not affect the patient's health."

Dr Bojovic added patients were now lining up at his fertility clinic in Novi Banovci for the shock treatment, as it had none of the problems attached to using condoms, the male pill or having a vasectomy.

He added: "We are hoping to have a small battery powered version on sale in the shops in time for Xmas."

Damn, I think I'll stick to the condoms for now I guess. I wonder if these guys have ever seen this video?

Looks like we both feel the same way about her reproducing.

Click the pic to take a closer look