Source: The Smoking Gun
Because all weird stories have to come from either Florida or Germany (or sometimes sadly Virginia) I bring to you today's story of the happy couple of Amber Mumma and Marcelo Gonzalez.
The Floridians were arrested on the 11th after a Tampa cop spotted them having sex against a car. According to an arrest affidavit, Mumma, 19, and Gonzalez, 23, were trysting in the parking lot of Peabody's Billiards while several onlookers watched. The pair, both of whom work at a Tampa restaurant, are each facing a misdemeanor count of lewd and lascivious behavior. Additionally, Gonzalez was hit with a misdemeanor exposure of sexual organs rap while Mumma was charged with giving officers a phony name. Mumma and Gonzalez are pictured below in mug shots snapped by the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office. According to a police report, Officer Stephen Hiles was patrolling the parking lot when he spotted Mumma with her pants at her knees. Gonzalez was standing behind her with his penis exposed and, according to the cop, was allegedly having sex you know where.
You know the girl's not that bad really. I bet she looks a lot better when she has makeup and hasn't been crying all the way to the police station( and before she got railed in the butt). It's kinda sad because you can tell she was crying. Usually these girls have this methed out, straight from the trailer park, look to them but besides what could be herpes (and it's hard to tell since mug shots don't allow make up anyways and it could just be a pimple) she's really alright looking. Besides even if it is herpes there are still even some Hollywood starlets that can't escape that. A little photoshop magic and .......
There much better!
The guy on the other hand looks like the freaky son from Nip/Tuck. I mean....Damn! did he shave his eyebrows on purpose to look like that?
