Yeah, but Mother Teresa was MUCH better at giving a blowjob.

Source

Paris Hilton has been chosen by a director to play Mother Teresa in an upcoming movie

The director said he was impressed when he read a report sometime ago in which the hotel heiress said she had refused to pose nude in Playboy magazine and decided then to shortlist her.

I want him very badly to find out the truth about her the hard way. All he's got to go on right now is that she didn't want to pose for Playboy(for which I am so thankful), so GOD is it going to be funny when he finds out about all the other stuff.

Well, the silver lining to this is Paris Hilton would wind up spending large amounts of time in India. Playing the part of someone who lived in poverty by choice, living amongst other sick and impoverished. And will likely be looking constantly at real-life impoverished people. Might be a hell of an eye-opener for her.

And if nothing else, she'd be on the other side of the planet for a while, so there's that.

Hmm ... possible taglines for the movie ....

"She came from the slums of Calcutta to the shores of America"
"Mother Theresa: She put the 'lick' in Catholic"
"Poverty. Pestilence. Paris."
"When a people were down on their luck, she got down on her knees."