I'm Matt and this is my blog

Awesome. I will be writing about all my debauchery as well as my personal commentary on world events in this blog.So where should I begin.

A little about me:
I am an attention whore.
I'm not afraid to mooch off of everyone and anyone.
I have tiny wrists and yet huge hands.
I like to impress people with my insight/knowledge and when in doubt I bullshit.

more to follow...